okay where’s my summer fling y’all oh that’s right in my stomach because it’s food hahahha get it my summer fling is food or i’m a cannibal that’s actually the joke plot twist
is like a playing a game of monopoly with a 6 year old. The rules are made up, it’s never your turn, it lasts for way too long for the all the wrong reasons, and there is no way you can ever win. And you always have to pay your taxes.
Upon asking my mom what she would think if I were to be gay:
“I hope you’re not but if you are that’s okay and we’ll accept you that way too.”
(I don’t think I’m gay but that came up in conversation somehow and her response kinda made me tear up)
my freaking mother bought Muscle Milk thinking it was regular baby milk powder to send to my aunt in china for her new baby good lord imagine the muscular baby and confused adults buahahahhahaa that is really awful
BANKRUPT IS FUCKING AMAZING TOO DAMN I AM EXCITED AS SHIT FOR THESE CONCERTS IN SETP AND OCT A;LDSKFJA;LDSFKJA;LDSKFJA;DLSKFJS
FUCK MODERN VAMPIRES OF THE CITY IS FUCKING BLOWING MY EAR/MIND/SOUL THIS IS AMAZING